Lauren lived in a light house. He was so tired that he turn off all the lights and fell asleep. The next morning the realized that he killed 6,000,000 people. How?
There were no lights, so there was no light to guide the ships
Why is Europe like a frying pan?
Because there's Greece at the bottom.
There are 5 sisters in a room: Ann is reading a book, Margaret is cooking, Kate is playing chess, Marie is doing the laundry. What is the fifth sister doing?
Playing chess with Kate