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My love, when I gaze on thy beautiful face. Careering along, yet always in place, the thought has often come into my mind. If I ever shall see thy glorious behind.
What makes a loud noise when changing its jacket, becomes larger but weighs less?
Gets rid of bad ones, short and tall. Tightens when used, one size fits all.
Gold in a leather bag, swinging on a tree, money after honey in its time. Ills of a scurvy crew cured by the sea, reason in its season but no rhyme.
Once they sailed the sea, now they surf the web
Iām grown from darkness but shine with a pale light. Very round I am and always a lady's delight.