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Crooked as a rainbow, and slick as a plate, Ten thousand horses can't pull it straight.
There are several different kinds, but the one you pick doesn't do its job. What is it?
I work when I play and play when I work.
how many words are in those books
Thousands lay up gold within this house. But no man made it. Spears past counting guard this house, but no man wards it.
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?
Difficult
Animal
Easy
Food
Funny
Kids
Logic
What am I?