Answer:
Blend a teapot shot so the pearlies won’t rot!
I went to the woods and got it, when i got it didn’t want it, looked for it, couldn’t find it so I took it home.
What always runs but never walks, often murmurs, never talks, has a bed but never sleeps, has a mouth but never eats?
What dress does everyone have, but no one wears?
It's equally comfortable in an orchestra and a geometry textbook. What is it?
I’m grown from darkness but shine with a pale light. Very round I am and always a lady's delight.