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I can be thin but not fat; in your body but never on your placemat. I'm always better when I'm fresh but you'll never see me in the flesh.
What has a neck but no head?
What is made of water but if you put it in water it will die?
When you stop and look you can always see me. If you try to touch you cannot feel me. I cannot move but as you near me I will move away from you.
kings and queens may cling to power and the jesters may have their call. I am the most common but I can rule them all.
Why was the cook arrested?