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I smell like blue paint pours like green paint and I look like a red truck.
I have two eyes in the front and a lot of eyes on my tail. What am I?
The shorter I am the bigger I am.
I live off of a busy street. If you want, you can stay for an hour or two. But if you don't pay rent, I'll tell on you. What am I?
I am the thing that is used to make your weight. What am I?
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?