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Though not a plant I have leaves. though not a beast I have spine. Though many wouldn't need me I am more valuable than wine.
I sleep by day, I fly by night. I have no feathers to aid my flight. What am I?
I have leaves on my fruit my fruit is on my leaves.
I can fly but I have no wings. I can cry but I have no eyes. Wherever I go, darkness follows me. What am I?
I have a strong affection for belly buttons.
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?