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I have eighty-eight keys but cannot open a single door? What am I?
What get's more wet while it dries?
Blind but cruel.
If you have me, you want to tell me. If you tell me, you don't have me.
If you drop me I'm sure to crack. But give me a smile and I'll always smile back.
Some women don't like to be called that, yet every woman wants one. It cries and makes a lot of noise, but smiles and gurgles when you give it toys.