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When young I am sweet in the sun. When middle-aged I make you gay. When old I am valued more than ever.
I go around a yard but does not move.
I stand up tall and am made of steel With baguettes and garlic at my heel. I love the colors red white and blue but obviously not as much as you. I am a marvel for all to see Though to some I am a monstrosity!
You get embarrassed when you stand on me when everybody is watching. Women don't like to talk about the number they see on me. Everyone stands on me when nobody is around
I am the same written forward backward and upside down.
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?