Answer:
What wears a coat in the winter and pants in the summer?
Mobsters judge the quality of a vehicle by the size of this
It cannot be seen, cannot be felt, Cannot be heard, cannot be smelt. It lies behind stars and under hills And empty holes it fills. It comes first and follows after, Ends life, kills laughter.
What's black when you get it, red when you use it, and white when you're all through with it?
By the way, what never moves, wears shoes, sandals and boots, but has no feet?
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?