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Squeeze me and I cry tears as red as my flesh, but my heart is made of stone. What am I?
Sometimes I annoy you, sometimes you can't live without me. But no matter how hard you try, you can't destroy me. What am I?
Kings and queens may cling to power and the jesters may have their call. I am the most common but I can rule them all. What am I?
I am a protector. I sit on a bridge. One person can see right through me, while others wonder what I hide. What am I?
A spirited jig I dance bright, banishing all but darkest night. Air can't kill me but water can. Share me, I won't get less unless wind ruins me. What am I?
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?