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How many bananas can you eat if your stomach is empty?
A man is able to contact his long lost brother who has never met. They agree to meet. When the brother arrives he is able to instantly pick him out from the crowd. How is that possible?
Mary gets in the shower, but surprisingly her hair is not wet when she gets out. How is this possible?
Railroad crossing without and cars can you spell that without any R's
The director of a company wakes early for a morning flight. He realises he forgot some papers at work and goes there. In the office he meets the night watchman, who is leaving for home. The watchman stops the director, tells the director he shouldn't fly. "I had a dream last night," the watchman says. "I saw you crash." He takes the director's hand. "I saw you die sir. I saw you die." The director heeds the advice and sure enough the goes down. The next day the director returns, gives the watchman a generous bonus. Then he fires him. Why?
I only exist when you are here. Where you never were I can never be.