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I am wood that is neither hard straight or crooked
What is the edge of earth and bread?
What has no beginning, end, or middle?
The thunder comes before the lightning and the lightning comes before the cloud The rain dries all the land it touches wrapping the earth in a blood red shroud.
I am a precious stone, as clear as a diamond. Though you can walk on water with my power, try to keep me, and I'll vanish in an hour. What am I?
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?