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What is it called when a cat wins a dog show?
I soar without wings I see without eyes. I've traveled the universe to and fro. I've conquered the world yet I've never been anywhere but home.
I have a lot to say but can't be heard because I can't speak one single word. What am I?
You can catch me but cannot throw me. What am I?
I am a shimmering field that reaches far. Yet I have no tracks and am crossed without paths. What am I?
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?