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This man has an obsession with spinach.
Never swallowed but certainly chewed, tossed in the mouth but it is not food. What is it?
He is known to commit a friendly home invasion one night a year, never taking but always leaving stuff behind
When we stand up it lies flat. When we lie back it stands up.
Teddy bears are never hungry because they are always what?
You kick me, you punch me, and you beat me up all class. When you leave, you don't even say thanks for allowing you to beat me up. What am I?