Answer:
What doesn't get any wetter, no matter how much rain falls on it?
What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 3 legs in the night?
It has no top or bottom, but it can hold flesh, bones, and blood all at the same time.
Always old, sometimes new. Never sad, sometimes blue. Never empty, sometimes full. Never pushes, always pulls.
I march before armies, a thousand salute me. My fall can bring victory, but no one would shoot me. The wind is my lover, one-legged am I. Name me and see me at home in the sky.
Why was the cook arrested?