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I go up and never come down no matter how hard you wish. As I get higher more wrinkles crawl onto your face.
I suck.
What goes through a door but never goes in and never comes out?
I have no life but I can die. What am I?
What runs but never walks has a mouth but never talks has a head but never weeps has a bed but never sleeps?
What made Cyclops quit teaching?