Answer:
What always runs but never walks, often murmurs, never talks, has a bed but never sleeps, has a mouth but never eats?
In Paris but not in France, the thinnest of its siblings.
My first master has four legs, my second master has two. My first I serve in life, my second I serve in death. Tough I am, yet soft beside. Against ladies cheeks I often reside.
It's in your hand though you can not feel it. Only you and time can reveal it.
There is a creature of God whose body is hardΝΎ it does not wish to eat unless you strike its head.
Why was the cook arrested?
Difficult
Animal
Easy
Food
Funny
Kids
Logic
What am I?