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What is the middle of water but is not an island?
I have eighty-eight keys but cannot open a single door? What am I?
If you have me, you want to tell me. If you tell me, you don't have me.
An appropriately loud response to fear, excitement, or your team scoring.
Proof you've done your time in school
A cowboy rode into Friday. He stayed in town for three days and rode back on friday. How is that possible?