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Though it be cold I wear no clothes the frost and snow I never fear; I value neither shoes nor hose And yet I wander far and near: My diet is forever good I drink no cider port nor sack what Providence doth send for food I neither buy nor sell nor lack.
I can sizzle like bacon, I am made with an egg. I peel layers like onions, but still remain whole. I can be long, like a flagpole, yet fit in a hole. What am I?
What can be heard in court or used to carry briefs?
I am found in the sea and on land but I do not walk or swim. I travel by foot but I am toeless. No matter where I go, I am never far from home. What am I?
Sometimes I annoy you, sometimes you can't live without me. But no matter how hard you try, you can't destroy me. What am I?
What do you purposefully put lots of in and on your body, but run away from when you encounter it outside?