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What is born long, dies short, and spends its life leaving a trail?
He is known to commit a friendly home invasion one night a year, never taking but always leaving stuff behind
What has a spine, tail, and leash but isn't a dog?
Lifeless eyes on my smiling face and watch your child's sleeping place. In their dreams they hold me tight. Who am I?
There are two fathers and two sons. They walk into a candy store and each buys a candy bar for 50 cents. The total for all of the candy bars was $1.50. How is that possible?
A doctor might remove one from the neck of a Dracula victim.