Answer:
I am covered in quills for protection. What am I?
In the fields a frightful thing. Watch it and you will find, it has a pitchfork in the front, and a broom back behind.
Attracted by light but flies at night. It's wind and hairy but not too scary. What is it?
Though desert men once called me God, today men call me mad. For I wag my tail when I am angry. And growl when I am glad.
It's voice is like a burp, Will swallow with a slurp, You'll never hear it chirp. Kiss it with a wince, Might turn into a prince
A man goes out in heavy rain with nothing to protect him from it. His hair doesn't get wet. How does he do that?