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What do you get when you mix lemons with gun powder?
I am a king who's good at measuring stuff. What am I?
I can be repeated but rarely in the same way. I can't be changed but can be rewritten. I can be passed down but should not be forgotten.
I am not very commonly found! Only in some rainforest! I have an odd number of toes! I'm very lazy and hang upside down!
Golden treasure I contain guarded by hundreds and thousands. Stored in a labyrinth where no man walks Yet men come often to seize my gold. By smoke I am overcome and robbed then left to build my treasure anew.
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?