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I go up and never come down no matter how hard you wish. As I get higher more wrinkles crawl onto your face.
I am always coming but I never arrive. What am I?
I take off my clothes when you put on your clothes. I put on my clothes when you take off your clothes. What am I?
I am a protector of the scoreboard.
I am the kind of soda you must not drink. What am I?
What language does a billboard speak?