Answer:
What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?
What do you call a duck that is addicted to drugs?
There is a pencil, an eraser,ruler and a razor blade in your pocket what is the next thing you can find there?
What has wheels and flies but is not an aircraft?
London bridge
Those with eyes bigger than their stomach will definitely leave the restaurant with one of them. It is named after a house pet as well.