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You are a bus driver. Two kids get on and one kid gets off. Five kids get on and four get off. Nine kids get on another one gets off. What color are the bus drivers eyes?
Feared on the playground, he steals your lunch money and distributes wedgies
What color can you eat?
What gets whiter the dirtier that it gets?
He is known to commit a friendly home invasion one night a year, never taking but always leaving stuff behind
What do you purposefully put lots of in and on your body, but run away from when you encounter it outside?