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I can be cracked made told and played. What am I?
Crooked as a rainbow and slick as a plate, ten thousand horses can't pull me straight. What am I?
I am of several different kinds, but the one you pick doesn't do its job. What am I?
Of the king I am blue and of the peasant I am red. Of the frog I am cold and of the dog I am hot instead.
I'm very tempting so its said I have a shiny coat of red and my flesh is white beneath. I smell so sweet taste good to eat and help to guard your teeth.
What made Cyclops quit teaching?