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Crooked as a rainbow and slick as a plate ten thousand horses can't pull me straight.
Sing me to a baby about to go to sleep.
I store fire-breathing animals.
What always goes to bed with its shoes on?
I am of several different kinds, but the one you pick doesn't do its job. What am I?
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?
What am I?
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