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I break down buildings, I crumble mountains but you can't see me. What am I?
They took me from my mother's side where I was bravely bred and when to age I did become they did cut off my head. They gave to me some diet drink that often made me mad but it made peace between two kings and made two lovers glad.
What language does a billboard speak?
I am a fruit with seed on the outside. What am I?
What do you call a pig that is no fun to be around?
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?