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No is to negative as yes is to...?
You are participating in the swimming finals at the Olympics. In the final few seconds of the race you narrowly pass the swimmer who was in third place. What place did you get?
When you put this in a heavy wooden box the box will become lighter
What is as big as you are and yet does not weigh anything?
A man goes upstairs to grab his time machine. He walks downstairs then goes back in time 200 years. Why did he go downstairs?
It is something you will never see again.