Answer:
What did the thief get for stealing the calendar?
I am the second L in LOL.
Railroad Crossing, look out for the cars. Can you spell that, without any R's?
I widen my jaws when you poke two fingers in me. I especially like to devour papers
I am round. I have only one line. Circle is not my name indeed. What am I?
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?