Answer:
Two men walk into a restaurant. One man orders H2O. The second man says, “I will have H2O too.” The second man dies. How come the second man dies?
Turns us on our backs, and open up our stomachs. You will be the wisest of men though at start a lummox.
Halo of water, tongue of wood. Skin of stone, long I've stood. My fingers short reach to the sky. Inside my heart men live and die.
I cannot be felt, seen or touched. Yet I can be found in everybody. My existence is always in debate. Yet I have my own style of music.
Thousands lay up gold within this house. But no man made it. Spears past counting guard this house, but no man wards it.
Why was the cook arrested?
Difficult
Difficult
Animal
Easy
Food
Funny
Kids
Logic
What am I?