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What time of day, when written in a capital letters, is the same forwards, backwards, and upside down?
I am the kind of soda you must not drink.
Who is your mother's only sister's son's brother's aunt's daughter's sister's father?
I'm not a bird but I can fly through the sky. I'm not a river but I'm full of water.
I can speak with my hard metal tongue. But I cannot breathe, for I have no lung. What am I?
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?