Answer:
According to kids' entertainment, these reptiles are gifted at martial arts and surfer-dude slang
What kind of dog chases anything red?
Known as a great deceiver, It is evil's incarnation, Once used for veneration, The root of all procreation. All you can do is shiver, When it begins to slither.
What jumps when it walks and sits when it stands?
The homes of tiny creatures that collect in corners if you aren't vigilant about dusting.
What made Cyclops quit teaching?
Animal
Difficult
Easy
Food
Funny
Kids
Logic
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