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Timmy's mother has three children. The first was named April. The next was named May. What is the final one's name?
Even the oldest ones can be described as current, but a little mainstream.
I am green and ugly and come out at night with a crumple old broom. Who am I?
What superhero is terrible at their job because they always get lost and are late?
What bear has no ear?
What do you purposefully put lots of in and on your body, but run away from when you encounter it outside?