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In birth I spring forth, in life I unfold. In death I wilt and die, but rebirth restores all.
What demands an answer, but asks no question?
A job that involves sitting in a highchair, wearing a black gown and smacking things with a mallet
You'll have to consult an optometrist if you want to improve this.
If you drop me I'm sure to crack. But give me a smile and I'll always smile back.
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?