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Ripped from my mother's womb. Beaten and burned, I become a blood thirsty killer.
When the day after tomorrow is yesterday, today will be as far from Wednesday as today was from Wednesday when the day before yesterday was tomorrow. What is the day after this day?
I have a title and many pages I am a genteel of genteel descent I am a killer veteran of war I am a slave to my lord Pledged to his service.
Hard to catch, easy to hold. Can't be seen, unless it's cold
I run around the city, but I never move.
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?