Answer:
What is up that’s also down? What’s a smile and a frown?
A skin have I, more eyes than one. I can be very nice when I am done.
Five men were eating apples, A finished before B, but behind C. D finished before E, but behind B. What was the finishing order?
I have four wings but cannot fly. I never laugh and never cry. On the same spot always found, toiling away with little sound.
Dies half its life. Lives the rest. Dances without music. Breathes without breath.
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?
Difficult
Animal
Easy
Food
Funny
Kids
Logic
What am I?