Answer:
Why is 1 + 1 , 3?
I make two people out of one
Why should you never trust a train?
A DJ does this to records. I do it to mosquito bites.
What is used to greet, and also used to describe something taller than you?
I can only be played on a windy day
Funny
Animal
Difficult
Easy
Food
Kids
Logic
What am I?