Answer:
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?
Why should you never trust a train?
It's held in the hand when going out.
Some women don't like to be called that, yet every woman wants one. It cries and makes a lot of noise, but smiles and gurgles when you give it toys.
Why do Chinese men eat more rice than Japanese men?
What made Cyclops quit teaching?
Funny
Animal
Difficult
Easy
Food
Kids
Logic
What am I?