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What are the three rings off marriage?
What does an envelope say when you lick it?
What is the best thing to put into pies?
If you rub this there is a possibility of a magical fat man coming out.
I saw a strange creature, Long, hard, and straight, Thrusting in a round, dark, opening, Preparing to discharge its load of lives, Puffing and squealing noises accompanied it, Then a final screech as it slowed and stopped.
What language does a billboard speak?