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So cold, damp and dark this place. To stay you would refrain, yet those who occupy this place do never complain.
A skin have I, more eyes than one. I can be very nice when I am done.
Has feathers but can't fly. Rests on legs but can't walk.
You can hold it without using your hands or arms. What is it?
Has no feet, but travels far. Is literate, but not a scholar. Has no mouth, yet clearly speaks.
Why was the cook arrested?
Difficult
Difficult
Animal
Easy
Food
Funny
Kids
Logic
What am I?