Answer:
What has a tongue, cannot walk, but gets around a lot?
I saw a strange creature. Long, hard, and straight, thrusting into a round, dark opening. Preparing to discharge its load of lives. Puffing and squealing noises accompanied it, then a final screech as it slowed and stopped.
Why donβt eggs tell each other jokes?
Where do polar bears go to vote?
Who delivers Christmas presents to dogs?
A mysterious, fantastic creature, It has one defining feature, And for humans at their worst, In their eyes it's just a horse