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Scythe of darkness, Shadow’s light. Guiding eye of thirteenth sight.
It can cause deflation of tires when dropped from the rear of spy cars.
I'm full of holes, yet I'm full of water.
It floats over the land, It cuts the tallest mountain, Its voice is like a fountain, Its body like a snake, Will flow into a lake.
I have rivers without water. Forests without trees. Mountains without rocks. Towns without houses.
You kick me, you punch me, and you beat me up all class. When you leave, you don't even say thanks for allowing you to beat me up. What am I?