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A woman shoots her husband, then holds him under water for five minutes. Finally, she hangs him. Five minutes later they enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?
What is lengthened by being cut at both ends?
Iron on a mammal. Mammal on your feet.
The man who made it didn't need it. The man who bought it didn't use it. The man who used it didn't want it.
What English word has three consecutive double letters?
I can only be played on a windy day
Difficult
Animal
Easy
Food
Funny
Kids
Logic
What am I?