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My tail is long my coat is brown I like the country I like the town. I can live in a house or live in a shed And I come out to play when you are in bed.
I am a portal to another world which you cannot enter. Only you can see me but I can't see you.
The last man on Earth received a phone call, who was the caller?
I follow you all the time and copy your every move but you can't touch me or catch me. What am I?
I am easy to see but no one likes looking at me. Without me there would be no you. I can make you complain or make you happy. But you almost always take me for-granted.
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?