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What superhero is terrible at their job because they always get lost and are late?
There are two fathers and two sons. They walk into a candy store and each buys a candy bar for 50 cents. The total for all of the candy bars was $1.50. How is that possible?
What can you blow up and keep intact?
Which friend of a witch eats the fastest?
What is born long, dies short, and spends its life leaving a trail?
I can only be played on a windy day