Answer:
Why do French people like to eat snails?
How do you drown a hipster?
A king in red with a sole command. If you obey, it will cause you to break. What am I?
One of the few times it's encouraged to lock lips with a stranger.
What do spiders in Silicon Valley want to be when they grow up?
All about, but cannot be seen, Can be captured, cannot be held, No throat, but can be heard. Who am I?