Answer:
If you drive on this, pedestrians and the police will be pretty upset with you.
What is something you will never see again?
I look at you, you look at me, I raise my right, you raise your left
What begins to die on a wedding day?
I'm a long curved fruit that grows in clusters and has soft pulpy flesh and yellow skin when ripe.
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?
Easy
Animal
Difficult
Food
Funny
Kids
Logic
What am I?