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Different lights do make me strange, thus into different sizes I will change.
What bird can lift the heaviest weight?
I heard of a wonder, of words moth-eaten. That is a strange thing, I thought, weird. That a man's song be swallowed by a worm. His blinded sentences, his bedside stand-by rustled in the night - and the robber-guest. Not one wit the wiser. For the words he had mumbled.
What kinds of men are always above board?
Two men walk into a restaurant. One man orders H2O. The second man says, “I will have H2O too.” The second man dies. How come the second man dies?
What can never be put in a saucepan?
Difficult
Animal
Easy
Food
Funny
Kids
Logic
What am I?