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Who is never hungry on Christmas Day?
What is more useful when it is broken?
I saw a strange creature. Long, hard, and straight, thrusting into a round, dark opening. Preparing to discharge its load of lives. Puffing and squealing noises accompanied it, then a final screech as it slowed and stopped.
Why do French people like to eat snails?
What do cigarettes and squirrels have in common?
What do you purposefully put lots of in and on your body, but run away from when you encounter it outside?