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What did the bodybuilder say when he opened his tub of protein powder?
What do you do with a dead chemist?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a calculator that works instantly?
What has a soul but doesn’t live and a tongue but can’t taste?
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